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语言本是人们沟通的工具，没有性别之分。
但由于男女的社会分工、性格特色、生理特点不同，每一种语言都深深地打上了性别的烙印。
来自英语之家
男人英语 VS. 女人英语 这段最寒 [s:22]
男人的英语 
I'm hungry = I'm hungry.
I'm sleepy困倦的 = I'm sleepy.
I'm tired = I'm tired.
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you. 这个我就不要解释了吧~
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
Nice dress! = Nice cleavage! (乳沟) ～～～～寒啊～～～ [s:22]
You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle（爱抚 ）you.
I'm bored = Do you want to have sex? 完了，我不翻了，再翻下去成黄帖了 [s:34]
I love you = Let's have sex now.
I love you, too = Okay, I said it, we'd better have sex now!
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = I liked it better before. 大家自己领会吧[s:22]
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = $50 and it doesn't look that much different!
Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.
(while shopping) I like that one better = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!
I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together = I am gay.
女人的英语 
还是女生的比较好啊 [s:19]
Yes = No.
No = Yes.
Maybe = No.
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry.
We need = I want.
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.
We need to talk = I need to complain.
Sure go ahead = I don't want you to.
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot |
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发表于 2007-2-2 06:27
发表于 2007-2-2 12:37
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